Fuck Yeah Historical Hotties

Thank you! But I am a terrible blogmaster. I will work on posting more, but I’m just really really bad at that. I’m extremely busy, you know. Watching Project Runway and eating bagels is a full-time job. To counteract the ego-boost above, he is some criticism I received:

Also, your sexual innuendos are really disgusting and disrespectful. It’s fun scrolling through your blog because it’s a nice novelty to discover that there were people from our history books that were actually physically attractive, but in terms of the uncalled for sexually explicitness, it just really puts me off and I’m sure other people that stumble upon your site feel the same way. They’re like dirty jokes a recently sexually-awakened 7th grade boy would say. Not very classy.

Usually that would make me cry, because I care too much what people on the internet say to me. But for some reason I am not too bothered this time! No hard feelings on my end.

I am aware they are the jokes of a 7th grade boy. I have the sexual maturity of a 7th grade boy. I’m sorry that you feel that way, but this blog is, by nature, ridiculous and inappropriate. It is not Fuck Yeah Historical Attractive People, it is Fuck Yeah Historical Hotties. That should be a bit of a tip off. That is not a word mature people use when they are being all mature and stuff. I am glad you enjoy the pictures, and thank you for your submission! I’ll try to post it at some point.