The 20-year-old Johannes Brahms. Mmmmmmmm. He played piano from a young age, and cello. He probably played piano in brothels in his teens. (That’s hot.) The story’s been disputed, but I choose to believe it. Also, he said that he would have given anything to have written Strauss’s Blue Danube waltz. And then they were BFFs for life. Can you say adorbs?? Anyway, if you’re listening, Brahmy Boy, I’ll Double your Concerto in A Minor anytime.

The 20-year-old Johannes Brahms.

Mmmmmmmm. He played piano from a young age, and cello. He probably played piano in brothels in his teens. (That’s hot.) The story’s been disputed, but I choose to believe it. Also, he said that he would have given anything to have written Strauss’s Blue Danube waltz. And then they were BFFs for life. Can you say adorbs?? Anyway, if you’re listening, Brahmy Boy, I’ll Double your Concerto in A Minor anytime.