Leon Trotsky. He wore really weird glasses later in life, but here, in his early days, when he just ignored his debilitating astigmatism and stared dashingly off into space? Unf. I’d tap that. One of the major voices during the Russian Revolution, he was exiled and moved to Mexico. A while later, a man buried an ice pick in his skull. Much later, this guy wrote a play about it, called Variations On The Death Of Trotsky, which you should all read.

Leon Trotsky.

He wore really weird glasses later in life, but here, in his early days, when he just ignored his debilitating astigmatism and stared dashingly off into space? Unf. I’d tap that. One of the major voices during the Russian Revolution, he was exiled and moved to Mexico. A while later, a man buried an ice pick in his skull. Much later, this guy wrote a play about it, called Variations On The Death Of Trotsky, which you should all read.